Very short page.

Apologies for the length. And the clashing colours. But I like it.


This page is somewhat lacking in spare space, so I'll be brief. I've gots an idea. I'm gonna create a custom page for my friends, and embarrass them completely by writing loadsa stuff. Have to come up with pics though, to put on the pictures page, as I've got about twenty gaps. Oh dear. [ Background by www.SoupFaerie.Com ]

I have a very cool list of 80 things to do when you are bored. However, we have limited space here, so I have had to put them together in pairs and combine them to cut it down to 40. Enjoy.

1/41. Drop your cat from a high place to see if it really does run around in squares.
2/42. Repeat, above ice-cream.
3/43. Clean and polish your flatworm.
4/44. Water your marshmallow (to see if it grows).
5/45. Braid your acronyms.
6/46. Give your cat a mohawk in your garage.
7/47. Scare Stephen King (calmly).
8/48. Mow your goldfish.
9/49. Rake your carpet (to clean up the ghost).
10/50. Raise a professional racing ghost.
11/51. Read 'Homer' in a cemetery and verbally abuse dead people.
12/52. Learn Greek on a lake.
13/53. Change your pogo stick.
14/54. Change it back for a unicorn.
15/55. Make a quilt out of a side effect.
16/56. Plant a tricycle up Ben Nevis.
17/57. Write a psychological profile of your little cousin.
18/58. Dismantle all of your fingers.
19/59. Mix and match the legwarmers of your garden furniture.
20/60. Donate your sofa to science.
21/61. Give a lecture on the historical significance of lighted 'exit' signs.
22/62. Pour instant concrete into your sidewalk.
23/63. Live on noodles by mail (make sure you fall off).
24/64. Stand on your cat (in the microwave).
25/65. Interview a cloud on somebody else's head.
26/66. Confess to a crime that you didn't commit on the monarchy.
27/67. Learn to type in the next election.
28/68. Go to the millenium bridge in a tank.
29/69. Mail a tank to a friend.
30/70. Charge your head for the postage cost.
31/71. Found a cockroach stud farm in the wrong place.
32/72. Send your gerbil to Sanskrit school.
33/73. Learn to read Sanskrit in the attic.
34/74. Find out how many ways there really are to go back to square one.
35/75. Play in the traffic for cash.
36/76. Boldly go for Pope.
37/77. Send a postcard for God.
38/78. Come back for Northern Glasgow.
39/79. When bored, run for your life.
40/80. Complete somebody else's life.

specter
Specter: A specter is an imprint of one who once lived.
They are pale- near transparent- beings who
wander the earth. Your head is often in the
clouds. You daydream and try to escape so much
that your body is merely a shell traversing the
earthly plane while your soul is worlds away.
What Mythological Creature Are You (Many Results and Beautiful Pics)
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You are CRUSH!
What Finding Nemo Character are You?

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Raver Bear
Raver Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?


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you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse
which happy bunny are you?


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My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.
How Old is Your Inner Child?


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You are The Twins, from "The Matrix."
Bad, but with a sexy streak- surprisingly
refreshing. You know what you want, when you
want it.
What Matrix Persona Are You?


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You are Jubilee! Though you may be young and inexperienced, you have
great potential and will someday become an
admirable figure. For that to happen, though,
you must overcome your juvenile belief system
and adopt a more mature view on life.
Which X-Men character are you most like?
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You are Mr. Potatoehead. Well you are the sarcastic
one. Nothing gets you down because well because
you are a potatoe you are already there, so why
not drag a few others with you eh? The only
person you are ever completely nice to is youre
wife Mrs. Potatohead.
What Toy Story/ Toy Story2 Character are You?


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sirrobin
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned
his tail and fled!
What Monty Python Character are you?
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Which Annoying Two Towers Character are You?
By Lisa

Elrond


Elrond

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Elrond, Elf, ruler of Rivendell and father of Arwen.

In the movie, I am played by Hugo Weaving.

Who would you be?
Zovakware Lord of the Rings Test with Perseus Web Survey Software

What Flavour Are You? Hot hot! I am Curry Flavoured.Hot hot! I am Curry Flavoured.

I have a spicy personality. If you can take the heat, you'll love me, if not, I'll probably make you cry. I am not for the faint-hearted. What Flavour Are You?

You're Doomed to be Strider!There isn't too much difference between the film you and the book you but unlike your Bakshi counterpart, it's nice to see you decided to wear pants! It must be noted, however, your Hobbit fancying is getting a little worrisome this time around. Oh and they did have baths in Middle Earth, ask any Hobbit!
Which member of the Fellowship are you doomed to be?
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You're Doomed to be Galadriel!
Still radiant and mysterious you reign supreme in the film version of Lothlorien as you did in the book. However, it must be noted that the scene where you turn all green and spooky frightens not only Hobbits and children but the rest of humanity. Green is not really your color, may we suggest a nice purple?
Which other character of LOTR are you doomed to be?
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What Pattern Are You?

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Nightmare Before Christmas!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)


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Good stuff, you are "Wedding? I love
weddings! Drinks all around." You're the
life of the party and nothing gets you down,
not even certain death at the hands of your
zombie nemesis or the Navy. Come to think of
it, realism isn't your strong suit...
Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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Ariel
You are Ariel from The Little Mermaid!
What Disney Princess are you?


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Yoshimi -
What would your Japanese name be? (female)
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Your pirate name is:

Black Bess Bonney
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
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Granted, you can't help looking at the bottom this time, bearing in mind they gave me such a massively short page. But hey, just ignore it, OK? Cos I lengthened it as much as I could.