Oooh, time to embarrass people.

Don't worry, folks. I won't really.

Here are some short little things about my friends. Some are sharing passages. It's nothing personal, just they only gave me five boxes to write in.

Jeni & Toriasa
You lucky people got to go first! You two are great. Here's where it splits off:

Jeni:
You are my sunshine...
Thankyou for being massively kind, despite everything. I'll always treasure the way you stuck by me and carried on praying. This is a public website, isn't it? Oh well. Jeni is a girl. She is at my school. She is my friend. Intro done. And we met through Kat, who is further down the page for no particular reason other than the order in which I wrote the names.

Toriasa:
Royee-eye-ee-eye-oh... (To the tune of Old Macdonald)
You are the bestest Roy twin a panda could have. Thank you for being you and happy and also for being one of the few people in our year who are actually shorter than me. Proper introduction: Toriasa is a person I met at football club in Year 7. Ah, Football Club... She was the bestest goalie person we ever had, and really cool with it. If only we still played matches.

Kit and Kat. No comments. They are not a chocolate bar.
Yay!!!!!!! Kitty and Katty people's turn.

Kat: Thankyou so much for giving me my friends. I literally mean giving me my friends. Without you, I'd still be wandering round the field being depressed. Possibly worse...
I'm so grateful that you invited me to that CU Christmas Feasty thing in the ole portacabins. I met everyone there, and finally got around to joining CU while I was at it.

Kit:
You are a butterfly. Well, you aren't butter, and you can't fly, but you are brightly coloured and fluttery, and you have hair which is flowy and fluttery too. Granted, butterflies don't, but I have to focus here... Kit is a very cool persony kind of person, who is one of our CU leaders. She is very good for going shopping with, but I only bought one thing, and I didn't actually need it. But, moving on...

Both of you: Sorry. Ran out of song ideas like the first two got. I'll come up with some more eventually.

Sarah and Toriara
Sarah and Toriara, what a beautiful pair.
They are lovely and smiley with very nice hair.

Sarah:
Carrie twins!!! Ah, memories. You are my only Carrie twin, so that makes you very special. And I'm gonna tell you something I always tell my sister cos its so true.

If you wanna know how pretty you are,
There's one simple thing you must do,
Just look in the mirror, and you will see that
That beautiful person is you!

Hee hee. As was evident from the slightly dodgy rhyming there, I made that up on the spot. You are a wonderful mum and I'm sure you and a well-known person will take care of Portugal very well.

Toriara:
Twinkley fairy dude!!!
You are a very sparkley little happy fairy person, and I have your picture!! Keep on smiling, and I've forgotten the rest of the world again, haven't I?! Toriara is another lovely my-year person who I met through Toriasa. She always looks beautiful and happy, but then again, I don't normally notice if people aren't. I'm burbling again. Sorry.





Debs and Claire
In comparison to the others, these two are pretty quiet, but they are lovely anyway.

Debs:
You are always Debsy, and I think you must put up with a lot being my friend. You are one of only two people who actually came to both of my last birthday thingeys, which is very nice of you. And you always give me pretty silvery necklacey thingeys, which is good, as I don't particularly like gold, and I love silver. I'm burbling again, but that's just because I can't really describe these people well enough to do them justice. Everyone should just come to CU at Newstead Wood and meet them themselves.

Claire:
You are one of those people who actually eats more than me, but no-one ever notices, as you do it very quietly, and also cos it actually shows on me, whereas you are still all slender. Neeergh. Its OK, I forgive you. I know I gave myself a pot, and its my own fault, and I also have become perfectly satisfied with it cos I can balance things on my tummy now. I'm not talking about Claire, am I? OK, back to the subject. Claire is a person as well. I met her through CU as well. And she has nice hair as well. These people are gonna make me feel really bad about myself. But I have no-one else to hang around with, so they'll just have to do. Joking, of course...

Everyone Else...
Sorry to all the people I haven't mentioned by name, its not that you're not wonderful people, just that these people are wonderfuller. Only kidding. You're all great, but like I said, only five boxes. So here are a few more references:

Dave: Prince Charming, on the Pool Table, on his way down a hill, past a roundabout, so he can go home to his bedroom. Need I say more? (If you don't understand that, or you're just jumping to conclusion, nothing twisted and sick was meant by that).

Anne: Remember-you are perfectly sane. The rest of us, however, are totally bonkers. And if you're shivering, you do actually count as cold, and saying you aren't won't stop us worrying. It just makes us worry more.

Natalie: However many times you say you don't like me, I know you're just pretending. If you really didn't like me, I very much you'd choose to sit next to me, choose to be my partner, and invite me to all your birthday parties. You are really not very convincing.

Louise: Go to www.rainbowbright.50megs.com. I know you don't believe a word of it, but please just read it all anyway and think about it. You are very cool, anyway. Someone has to make Chemistry lessons bearable.

The rest of my friends:
You all rock. If you didn't, I wouldn't be your friend, now, would I? Just imagine I've mentioned you by name, and you'll feel instantly more special, cos you are.


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This is the bottom of the page. Me thinks you are becoming far too attached to these things. So am I. I've written in every single one in an annoying difficult to read shade of grey. So neeeergh. And scroll back up now.