In case you wanna talk to me
Enter at your peril.

Here are all the many ways of contacting me. Which, as I said above, you do at your own peril. Why don't I just get a guestbook? In fact, I think I will.[ Background by www.SoupFaerie.Com ]

My computer e-maily thingy-wot-sa-ma-call-it
Click Here. Its not that hard.


Mr Roy Pandaple,
Royal Holiday Camp (On holiday until Saturn turns round so I can slide back again)
Scarawoopadee,
Saturn,
Manchester.
MA6 7SI


work: (996533860463) 836-3856
fax: (996533860463) 263-0475
I don't work. Therefore no link. So don't Click Here



This is another stupidly short page. Once again, not my fault, so don't blame me. I'm just lacking in Contact info. But then again, I think it would be actually cruel to make someone contact me. Now look up the page again. Much more exciting.