Personal Information, the suggestion says. Well, here goes.
Name:
Jessica Charis Lightwing
Gender:
Female
D.O.B:
29.2.88
Hobbies:
Singing, Drawing, Making up stupid websites
Interests:
God, thebandwithnoname, other very interesting things
Marital Status:
Happily Single
Planet:
Button Moon
Species:
Panda
Alternative Names:
Roy,
Carrie,
Panda,
Apple,
Juju,
either Horace or Boris-can't remember,
and Cuthbert Colin the evil frog of doom.
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The tale of the site
Oh thrilling. Well I'll try then.
She looked up from the screen and looked around. Drowsiness had finally hit her at last. But she refused to give up. Finally, she typed in the last few words of the page. 'Thank God' she cried. 'I'm done!' She staggered into the kitchen, hoping for a delicious cup of coffee to be waiting for her. No such luck. She heated up some water, waiting for the microwave to go ding, then added a scoop of coffee powder and a splash of milk. Returning to the living room, she headed towards the bookshelves. Gently she eased out the book of Pride and Prejudice which released the secret lever. She stepped back, watching the bookshelves slowly turn round 90 degrees, then walked through the gap at the side which had now appeared. The bookshelves swung back into position behind her. Gradually, she made her way towards the desk. Inside the brown envelope she could see were her next orders. In anticipation, she put down her coffee and prepared for another gruelling job with little or no reward at the end of it. Gingerly she peeled open the envelope and slid her hand inside. She carefully pulled out the document hidden within. Opening the first page, she cried out in horror. The page contained only three words.
CREATE ANOTHER WEBSITE.
She had her orders. And the task had to be done. Quickly she pulled back the jug on the table. The bookcase swung round to 90 degrees again, and she slipped through the gap, waiting for the familiar slam of the shelves returning to normal position. She hurried back towards the computer screen. Another day, another site.
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